Atheists, how can you believe you came from filthy monkeys?
Posted on February 13th, 2011
When dirt, spareribs and God’s halitosis is so much more appealing. God used clean dirt by the way, not filthy dirt.
Call me a troll, but it’s obvious that at least half of the atheists here didn’t even bother to read the short details before jumping to conclusions. That’s almost like forming your beliefs without first gathering the information.
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Tags: atheists, dirt, god, halitosis, jumping to conclusions, spareribs, troll
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21 Responses to “Atheists, how can you believe you came from filthy monkeys?”
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Sci-fighter Says:
February 13th, 2011 at 7:03 amThe monkeys aren’t happy about it either.
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PC User Mk II Says:
February 13th, 2011 at 7:03 amI see you’ve never seen 2 girls 1 cup. Their spare ribs are even worse!
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The Wise Owl Says:
February 13th, 2011 at 7:03 amWe came from a common ancestor, but I know you’re just trollin’.
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Lucy Fur Says:
February 13th, 2011 at 7:03 amNot believing in God is one thing, but believing that we came from monkeys is something different.
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Cameron Says:
February 13th, 2011 at 7:03 amIt may not be glamorous but its science, thats why we believe it
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Michael K Says:
February 13th, 2011 at 7:03 amObvious poe is obvious.
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Make Cake Not War Says:
February 13th, 2011 at 7:03 amThe same as you would assuming you’re a homo sapien
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Rose Says:
February 13th, 2011 at 7:03 amWhat’s clean dirt?
Dirt is dirt
A living creature resembles us, not dirt. -
Akshatha Says:
February 13th, 2011 at 7:03 amIt’s all science.
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Cliff Anderson Says:
February 13th, 2011 at 7:03 amwe dont believe that
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Higgs Boson Says:
February 13th, 2011 at 7:03 amWas there BBQ on them ribs?
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ಠ_ಠ Says:
February 13th, 2011 at 7:03 amI won’t insult myself, but I haven’t taken a shower in two days.
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Bieber is God Says:
February 13th, 2011 at 7:03 amHow can you believe you came from adam and eve?
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Soul6ess Says:
February 13th, 2011 at 7:03 amDid you’re God make you a shallow person with no remorse for other people? How sad that is to feel the emptiness of life. Carrying around a deity you never witnessed before just shows the world where hate came from.
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Somebody Wipe My @$$! Says:
February 13th, 2011 at 7:03 ammy uncle was a filthy monkey.
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¤Blackhoof Buccaneers Revenge¤ Says:
February 13th, 2011 at 7:03 amBut dirt is a product of decomposition, including dead animals, so I guess it’s actually worse… So either we’re part of the primate family or a deity made people out of decayed filthy monkeys.
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Spotty-Dotty Says:
February 13th, 2011 at 7:03 amI’m not atheist but I believe in evolution. I think God and science can co-exist.
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boojumuk Says:
February 13th, 2011 at 7:03 amYou mean you don’t enjoy going to the Zoo and shouting "Grandad!" at the gibbons?
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amelie desrochers Says:
February 13th, 2011 at 7:03 amBecause it’s proven.
And you how can you believe you came from Adam and Eve? Does it means that we all have the same Grand, Grand, Grand [...] Grand Parents? That’s kinda gross.
I prefer to believe in something proven and Logic ! And even the pope admit that the Big bang and all this was real. I think it’s even more intelligent to believe in science.
But it’s your choice. -
Thomas Says:
February 13th, 2011 at 7:03 amI do not believe atheists say that we came from monkey’s.
Monkey’s and mankind have a common ancestor.
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Kitsune |[ 仏教 ]| Says:
February 13th, 2011 at 7:03 amI don’t think your god would appreciate you calling his "creation" filthy.
